Euphoria and intoxication

1.33L walking away after the last final and initial celebrations:


The room is spinning...and I'm not even in a room! Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

Political Realities

Actually overheard in the hallway:

The truth is, I'm not electable. I just have problems with democracy.

If Elvis was a 1L...

He might have written Blue Christmas a little differently:

[imagine your favorite elivs impersonator crooning]


I'll have a tort-free christmas without school
I'll have no reading for crim or for civ pro
Doesn’t matter if contracts, are drafted air tight
Don’t need to worry, if mens rea is right


There are no bluebook citations while skiing
No need to outline while gingerbread eating
And i think, i just might, watch TV every night
Cuz, I’ll have a tort-free christmas


Sonia might still need help with due process
And TSA feels a lot like a tresspass
But, jurisdiction’s a fight, so don’t miss your home flight.
And, we’ll all have a tort free christmas