The Road Less Taken...

Gotta love the end-of-quarter advice from our profs like this gem from LRW. You never know what pressing social issues might strike your fancy at SLS:

Don’t feel restricted to the typical summer internships. Read the newspaper. You'll be surprised how often you'll say to yourself, "Geeze, I didn't realize albino kids in Africa are being kidnapped and their organs sold. Maybe I want to do that this summer."

*Submitted by B.E.

Temperate Semperate

Prof: Alright, who's got a practical argument against review?

Student: Uh, I've got a more *temperate* argument....

Prof: You're the Justice Department! I don't want a temperate argument!

*Submitted by the awesome JM

Legal Briefs

Overheard at SLS:


"I'm just saying, you could totally go to CafePress and design some underwear that said BOOK and that happened to be be both blue and spiral-bound."


*Submitted by JM, who knows a thing or two about stylin' undies 

Not Your Cup O Tea

This is what happens when a ConLaw Professors requires students to play devil's advocate and argue the merits of Obamacare... ah, irony!