argumentum ad kretzium

2Ls, post sake bombs, pre-rudy's:

KD:
"Sometimes, you make me wish I was gay."

AK:
"YOU make me wish you where gay."

Colloquial Douchebaggery

JD/PhD 2L on douchebags:

"I think the bluebook is the height of colloquial douchebaggery."

Nothing Like Finals to Fuel a Procrastination Epidemic

http://legalryangosling.tumblr.com/

Oooor, you can join the revolution...

A little light reading for the procastintationally inclined...


"Let me ask you this: Have you even tried to wrap your mind around the English common law system of easements and servitudes? It’s perverse. It’s the kind of perverse that makes you want close your copy of the Restatement, put the caps back onto your rainbow highlighters, and then proceed to organize a paramilitary overthrow of one of the most democratic and legally equitable societies ever established in the history of humankind."
Complete post at McSweeney's Internet Tendency

Settling for Sufficiency

Holiday Party Time

In case you were wondering who was headlining this year's faculty/staff Holiday Party...
And, in case you were wondering what is hidden in the top of Barnum Towner...

Good Luck 1L's!

Why do I fear...

That something very similar occurs with SLATA outlines?
(not that such a fact would compel me to abandon them!)

http://xkcd.com/978/

You Know It's Finals Time When. . .

You're canned food is now alphabetized and you've decided its high time you dust and vacuum your vacuum.

What's YOUR favorite way to procrastinate?

MarxRemixed

2L's re: Law Talk - 

Student 1: 

"I think DEMOCRACY may very well be the opiate of the masses."

Student 2: 

"Possibly....but what an opiate it is!"