In-Class Indictments

Crim Law professor to student


"You are guilty of a first degree felony of using the passive voice"


-Submitted by KR...thanks!

Best of All Possible Worlds

Prof on the first day of class:


I've never actually practiced law, and if all goes well, I never will!

SLS LOL Needs You!

I need your help preparing for the 2011 OCI Swag Awards which will be posted at the end of next week here on SLS LOL and will honor the ingenuity and inanity of law firm marketing.

So, please send me pictures of your law firm swag (and, if you're really creative, comical pictures of you using those highlighters, stress balls, water bottles, jump drives, and custom-printed candy).... and if anyone can send me a picture demonstrating the true value of a carabiner-USB-drive, you will have my undying devotion!

Second, a big SLS LOL shout out to the new SLS class of 2014! 1L's, we at SLS LOL are always looking for submissions and guest bloggers. So send your favorite quotes (overheard in class, in the hallways, at bar review, etc.), funny stories, ridiculous hypos, haiku poetry, lawyer jokes, awesome YouTube videos, political agendas and candidates, comical rantings and musings, and the like to slslolblog@gmail.com. (and don't worry, we never use names...unless you're Dan Rojas.)

First Things First

2L, around 11am in the courtyard:


I'm going to study now so I can drink later.

Summer Enrichment

Overheard in a munger living room:


So, you know what I learned watching Jersey Shore this summer?