RUUUUUUDDDDDY'S

Best. Caption. Ever.

"This is what I would imagine the world would look like to a baby Rhino, if it was born during a law school party. A collection of smiles, a couple alarmed faces, and me screaming my ass off."

Photo Credit to WF via FB. Caption courtesy of the always entertaining KD.

Why do I fear...

That something very similar occurs with SLATA outlines?
(not that such a fact would compel me to abandon them!)

http://xkcd.com/978/

You Know It's Finals Time When. . .

You're canned food is now alphabetized and you've decided its high time you dust and vacuum your vacuum.

What's YOUR favorite way to procrastinate?

If Elvis was a 1L...

He might have written Blue Christmas a little differently:

[imagine your favorite elivs impersonator crooning]


I'll have a tort-free christmas without school
I'll have no reading for crim or for civ pro
Doesn’t matter if contracts, are drafted air tight
Don’t need to worry, if mens rea is right


There are no bluebook citations while skiing
No need to outline while gingerbread eating
And i think, i just might, watch TV every night
Cuz, I’ll have a tort-free christmas


Sonia might still need help with due process
And TSA feels a lot like a tresspass
But, jurisdiction’s a fight, so don’t miss your home flight.
And, we’ll all have a tort free christmas