Euphoria and intoxication

1.33L walking away after the last final and initial celebrations:


The room is spinning...and I'm not even in a room! Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

Political Realities

Actually overheard in the hallway:

The truth is, I'm not electable. I just have problems with democracy.

If Elvis was a 1L...

He might have written Blue Christmas a little differently:

[imagine your favorite elivs impersonator crooning]


I'll have a tort-free christmas without school
I'll have no reading for crim or for civ pro
Doesn’t matter if contracts, are drafted air tight
Don’t need to worry, if mens rea is right


There are no bluebook citations while skiing
No need to outline while gingerbread eating
And i think, i just might, watch TV every night
Cuz, I’ll have a tort-free christmas


Sonia might still need help with due process
And TSA feels a lot like a tresspass
But, jurisdiction’s a fight, so don’t miss your home flight.
And, we’ll all have a tort free christmas

Final Approach

A little shout out to my fellow 1Ls, mired deep in first-round final exam anxieties:




You guys are the most brilliant people I've met!

Gems from Torts

Student comments during a product's liability discussion:

Given this rule, I have a hard time understanding why q-tips are still being sold.

If you don't know what a stroke is... how do you know you don't want one?

Smells Like Procedural Spirit

CP prof., basking in the glory of his own hypo/problem case:


It's like a potpourri of civil procedure!

Deflection at Its Finest

1L responding to a cold call and explaining a liability rational...


Prof, in that typically quizzical way: And you are persuaded by that argument?


1L: Ummmm....as long as there are no follow up questions...Yes.

Tortinator or Trend Setter?

On aesthetic nuisance:

1L: Well, I mean, one day's eyesore is the next day's sweet new trend.

Prof: Clearly, I've been a trendsetter for years

Ah, rivalries

Tort prof, defining a trick legal term by use of example:

I mean, brothels are a nuisance everywhere you find them... except in Nevada ...and Berkley

Or was that Egg Drop?

Tort Prof in class...


Well, its defined as willful and wonton... whatever that is... I think it's a soup.

Tradition and Diversity

So, one of the great benefits of SLS is the opportunity to interact with classmates who have a wide array of pre-law-school life experience. A recent moment in CrimLaw highlights how this factor adds to the depth of a standard class discussion:

1L, formerly a Naval Officer, discussing Dudley v. Stevens:

1L: Well, traditionally, you eat the cabin boy. That’s kind of the point to HAVING a cabin boy... [But,] eating the cabin boy always bothered me a little bit. . . 

Crim Prof: Well, you would hope so.

1L: I mean, you know, you have to think about these things... 


[a few moments later]


1L: Well, from what I understand, this case essentially, ended the tradition of eating cabin boys.

Why Guatemala?

1L discussing Winter course selection:

I think I’m going to lottery into negotiation...that would give me the skills I need to negotiate, say, the handover of Guatemala . . . to me.

Free Sonia G.

1L during a late-night Sonia G. brief writing session:

Alternatively, if she doesn’t fit, you can’t acquit.

-courtesy of the ethical jedi muppet (you kinda had to be there)

Overheard at SLS

in Torts, while speculating on whose fault the accident was:


Maybe it was our proverbial hobo!?!

...maybe!

But which Rules?

This morning, I sat in CivPro and my prof emphatically declared:

When in doubt read The Rules. When in doubt invoke The Rules.

Perhaps it was the discussion on dating I'd had the night before, but my mind conjured the following image:

Which begs the question: If the judge calls to schedule a hearing for the following morning, should you just tell them you already have plans with another judge and s/he'll just have to schedule earlier if s/he wants to make it onto your rather full social schedule? I mean, do you really want to appear too needy or desperate for a court appearance? Just sayin...